So, You Want to Be Canadian - Kerry Colburn, Rob Sorensen

Long known as funny, charming, and peaceable, Canadians are beloved the world over for their enlightened social policies and their willingness to bring the beer. This long overdue celebration of all things Canadian will astound and amaze you. This essential guide also features amazing Canadian inventions, great moments in Canadian history, a handy Canadian-American translator, and pointers on how to eat, drink, dress, and apologize like a Canadian. If you weren't lucky enough to be born Canadian, this book proves -- once and for all -- why Canada is so cool (formerly just cold). Book jacket.